Idea

After nearly being flattened by a huge truck with a 'support our troops' and 'god bless america' bumper sticker while en route to the grocery store late last night, I wonder if my bike could use a sign that says

"Not Driving Until our Troops are Home"

This driver knew what he did. He was going to the same store, and even though I arrived a full 30 seconds after him, I parked my bicycle at the front of the store as I always do, taking my SWEET time to lock it up. He waited in his truck, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited some more until I entered the store. Then I saw him get out and make his way to the door.

Kings are rarely brave outside the fortress.